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Artist: Metal Shop

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CD Title: Hole Patrol

 

Category: Glam

Year: 2003

Label: ?

Catalog Number: ?

Personnel

Michael Diamond vocals
Ginger Roxxx guitar
Rikki Ratchet bass
Armondo Lbs drums


Released the single "Love Rocket" as Danger Kitty

Tracks

1.	Satan's Intro
2.	Big Boobs
3.	Is It Hot In Here?
4.	Hell's On Fire
5.	Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)
6.	Michael Falls In Love
7.	Stripper Girl
8.	Ginger Pusses Out
9.	Metal Shop

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Existing comments about this CD

From: Aero Force Mike

Date: October 29, 2003 at 8:24

THE GREATEST GLAM ALBUM in a long, long time. Pure 1988 sleaze metal that perfectly recalls Motley Crue, Poison, Warrant, Black N Blue and Britny Fox all chopped on a mirror and snorted at once! I seriously had no idea that it was possible to make music like this in the year 2003! If you loved classic glam and aren't of a sensitive disposition (the lyrics are quite intense), then this is the album for you! I think they've been watched The Metal Years maybe a little too often...

From: Phil McKracken	Date: November 7, 2003 at 10:25
Just got this cd yesterday. It is hilarious. Who doesn't love a song called Big Boobs? Like Mike said, the lyrics are quite x-rated. But if you're a fan a 'hair bands' (god I hate that term), you must pick this up now. Probably won't see this at your local Best Buy, so go to www.metal-sludge.com to get your copy. Put this cd in, buy yourself a 6 pack and laugh your ass off.

From: Poison Arrow

Date: November 18, 2003 at 22:02

this is incredible. I was feeling grumpy about the success of mock rock pretenders, The Darkness, and then I heard this slice of comedy metal genius. There is hope! it's like all my favourite 80s bands mixed together with an incredible sense of humour ( a dirty one too, which is better). I've never heard filthy lyrics sound so convincing. It's even better than Spinal Tap. I can't say too many good things about this! Get it!!

From: Robert	Date: November 22, 2003 at 22:22
I don't know if these are any good but there web site is truley lame! I live in Hollywood and everyone seems to think that these dudes are god's. I don't know aout you guy's but it would be nice to have something cooler happen in LA than a spinal tap group!

From: Tony

Date: December 9, 2003 at 17:01

Really good funny, entertaining parody of hair metal a la 'Spinal Tap'. If you were a fan of hair metal but laughed at the ridiculous trappings that went with it then you'll get a kick out of this. Beware though as I've seen some reviews on websites leave the wrong impression this is a 'legit' hair metal album. While the musicianship is great this is a comedy parody and well worth it for the laughs but is not a serious musical project. The booklet is hilarious reading too!!!

From: JarWi	Date: December 23, 2003 at 12:28
Just downloaded this one. And all I can say is: this rulzz! Though most lyrics are as if taken from a cheap porn flick, this gives the guys a slight touch of parody. I'd describe them as a perfect mixture of Bad News (btw it's a heavy sin that they aren't listed on this site!) and early Britny Fox. All in all: great hardrock with a voice like Dizzy Dean Davidson/Tom Keifer.

From: dman100	Date: December 25, 2003 at 8:01
THE BEST RECORD IN THE LAST 15 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GREAT, SO FUNNY, AND THEY KICK THE DARKNESS' ASS!!!!!!!

From: tomcat	Date: December 28, 2003 at 10:59
theze guys sure know how to play..this is a very good cd actuallly..,the best tribute to our favorite genre of music. long live metal shop

From: vandervelde	Date: December 28, 2003 at 11:26
Great!!! If this is a joke....well definately a QUALITY joke...because they sure know how to play....overall sound and production are terrific, much better than Poison, same level as Warrant's Cherry Pie...people this is MATURE sleaze!!....ofcourse lyrics are totally sleaze...this little conversations are hilarious....

From: ben moss	Date: January 7, 2004 at 0:04
I been looking at this one for a long time and thinking if this is as good as it looks ,im gonna need waaayyy more lipstikk.thank you every one after reading your comments im gonna order my self this little part of what rock should be thank you,live and breathe glam,rock,melodic for life,and dont let the barsteds get you down.

From: metalhead	Date: February 1, 2004 at 4:43
i just got this cd as a cdr this reminds me of early motly and poisen very very good cd yes i collect cds

From: Bassman	Date: February 7, 2004 at 6:03
this cds is AWESOME KICKASS sleaze glam rock n roll fav are big boobs stripper girl and fat girl

From: Metal Pete	Date: February 19, 2004 at 11:15
JarWi, you are correct about Bad News--talk about a funny metal band! I have the cd and the video, both are funnier than Spinal Tap, and I love Tap. I will dig out the cd and get it listed here soon. I will also have to check out this Metal Shop band! 'Ahhhhh-ahhhhh-ahhhhh-I'm on my Masturbike!' (Bad News)

From: Rycheage	Date: March 3, 2004 at 23:03
The music itself is fabulous. Dirty lyrics, piss taking stories and gross out sexual descriptions are all the order of the day, delivered in a high-quality 80's rock fest that pays tribute to bands of the day like Poison, Def Leppard and Motley Crue.

From: Metal Pete	Date: March 12, 2004 at 15:57
JarWi I got Bad News listed...get over there and share your thoughts! 'We need a proper bass player...'

From: Ricardo	Date: April 19, 2004 at 13:12
donde puedo conseguir este album? rnltorn@hotmail.com

From: Lullä Milanese	Date: May 17, 2004 at 23:25
What? There must be a mistake in here. Was this album really released in 2003?! Yes, it's hard to believe, but it's true. This band takes you back to the golden days of Glam/Hair metal. And, for some reason, this band doesn't really sound as a tribute to the 80's band or something. They can be old-fashioned and new at same time. Hard to explain, try this band.

From: henrykane	Date: July 18, 2004 at 15:23
two years ago i went to l.a. and saw them on monday at the viper room with a friend of mine:absolutely one of the best night of my life,as i entered the club i got back in 1989;ralph saenz(or michael diamond,up to you)is one of the funniest,most talented and unfortunaly most underrated guy in Rock and i mean to say The True Rock(not nowdays mtv bullshit).thank you H.H..God bless Rock'n'Roll.

From: Christine	Date: September 16, 2004 at 13:28
'Stripper Girl' got a spin on the Boneyard (XM) the other day... the people in the car next to me must have thought I was insane because I was laughing so hard! I'm gonna have to track this one down...

From: ptw	Date: October 16, 2004 at 17:40
Formerly known as Danger Kitty ? I remember the commerical. I thought Danger Kitty was a made up name or they were making fun of Black n blue. Is this Danger Kitty name a spoof ?...sounds like it to me. Somebody give me a factoid on this ?!

From: Chad	Date: October 16, 2004 at 20:43
It is Ralph from the Atomic Punks and various other projects. It lists Michael Diamond (Ralph Saenz) on vocals, Rikki Ratchet, Ginger Roxx and Blackhead as the musician on my one track cd. The track is Love Rocket from the commercial. Really just a collector's item is why I bought it. 1 song, 2 minutes and 49 seconds worth of 80's bliss. I think it was even put out by Discover Card.

From: T-Bone	Date: October 17, 2004 at 6:12
I have the Danger Kitty CD. It was put out by Discover Card. Here's a pic of the cd cover: http://www.worldwatchonline.com/kitty.jpg

From: Aero Force Mike	Date: October 17, 2004 at 7:57
I submitted the Danger Kitty CD a few weeks back, along with the new Quireboys and those two other Dogs D'Amour albums... they got inputted, Danger Kitty wasn't... guess it won't be, probably cos it's basically a single. Shame.

Heavy Harmonies Volunteer
From: Whiplash1972	Date: October 18, 2004 at 13:06
Ok, figured out a way to address the 'Love Rocket' single, without actually adding it to the database.

From: Aero Force Mike	Date: October 18, 2004 at 19:48
Absolutely excellent job! I even said in my original submission 'please include it under Metal Shop', it couldn't have been done any better!!!

From: figgy	Date: January 17, 2005 at 15:29
Hey these guys look pretty much 80's style glam,but what do they sound like and who are their influences?dolphins13magic@aol.com

From: K.K. Poland	Date: February 15, 2005 at 17:04
fantastic album!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Chad

Date: February 15, 2005 at 20:11

This album is hilarious! You will literally laugh your nuts off to this one! What a Tribute (???) to the 80's! Not only is it a comedy gem, the music is pretty good too. Very listenable, just make sure the kiddies are out of the room or in bed for the night. They could not have put out a censored copy of this one. It would have been one long Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep....Find this one if only for a good laugh. Actually many good laughs!

From: figgy	Date: April 29, 2005 at 23:02
These guys are funny as hell.Hilarious to the bone ! If you see this pick it up,grab some beers,and be ready to die of laughter..

From: Priest On E	Date: April 10, 2006 at 10:56
I had this band down as being called 'Metak Skool'. I have a song by them for the Metal Sludge 2005 compilation called 'Death To All But Metal'. Was there a name change or something cos It sure is the same band....anyone have any info?

From: hairmetalmaniac	Date: June 8, 2006 at 15:06
yeah, they changed it from metal shop shop to metal skool. Does anyone know where i can get their song cleveland rocks?

From: 7Sinner	Date: July 27, 2006 at 19:55
I don't understand all the positive comments on this disc. It may be slightly amusing the first time thru but as far as quality music that you want to hear over and over...well forget it. It is in a word 'awful'...........

From: hsf

Date: June 13, 2007 at 2:25

This album is tits! If you're not PC, you should find the lyrics funny as hell. And the music? Hell, it's great! Tell me the song "Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)" isn't the most pure 80's bliss you've heard since the 80's! My only regret is they haven't put out another album. Their work on the Metal Sludge disc was super. The Cleveland Roxx track on the Metal Skool release works. But another album is needed! Supposedly a movie's in the works too. That'd be great! The DVD was killer funny.

From: shark attack	Date: September 20, 2007 at 6:58
Quite possibly the best album cover since Poison`s debut!!!! This is hair metal with extra extra cheese. Imagine Warrant and Poison jamming at a porno shoot and this would be the result.... XXX rated 80`s glam. Without doubt the best Glam/Hair metal release in the last 15 years. Now if only the original glam/hair bands still sounded like this....roll on the METAL SKOOL Movie....

From: zzardozz666	Date: December 13, 2007 at 13:17
A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF METAL, GREAT SONGS. TOUNGE IN CHEEK.YET A BREATH OF FRESH AIR. A SECOND CLASS VAN HALEN ,BUT WHAT THE HELL, THIS ROCKS,MORE TRAX WUR NEEDED TO MAKE IT AN ALBUM INSTEAD OF AN EP WITH JOKES.ANY WAY VIVA LA SLEAZE. THERE SHE BLOWS. AN OUTSTANDING EFFORT. SHORT N SWEET BUT DOWN N DIRTY.

From: row80	Date: January 29, 2008 at 0:58
Go see these guys live, they preform regularly & stop talkin about a 4 year old EP.. haha, only kidding but seriously some new material would only make sense. Great band

From: Kindred	Date: April 6, 2009 at 11:51
F*c*ing Brilliant!

From: CC	Date: May 11, 2009 at 21:34
What chicken?

From: GlamSlam

Date: September 9, 2009 at 21:54

Fucking bad! Why u want to fucking laugh to PoisoN n other glam bands ´couse they never take ém self seriously? Glam is having fun, drinking booze, wearing make-up more than whore, sleeping with every girl etc. n everybody knows that, so i wonder why u wanna make songs,which really aren´t good or funny? I listen this record once i had few laughs, but eventually i was so bored before the record hit the end. I will ask how many times can u laugh to same jokes?

From: Doghouse Reilly	Date: September 15, 2009 at 14:22
I agree to an extent, GlamSlam. The jokes are pretty dumb and stop being funny after not too very long. At the same time, I have to disagree, in that the bands Metal Shop/Steel Panther are parodying DID take themselves too seriously, often with no reason to do so.

From: rick kerch vzla

Date: June 12, 2010 at 18:11

This is the pre-Steel Panther band...funny as hell 4 sure!,crazy lyrics but musically talking these guys are amazing!...glam with attitude...and a lot of lipsticks!...all the intros are nuts and the songs are like this,"Big Boobs" rocks,"Hell's On Fire" a personal fave,a very good song,"Fat Girl" is their best song so far,a fave too,"Stripper Girl" is a cool ballad and "Ginger Pusses Out" is a kick a** track!.90/100

From: CC

Date: April 4, 2019 at 12:31

Who knew when I bought this back around 2004 or so that they would still be going all these years later and end up going from that unknown band that only the select few knew, to a band bigger than a lot of modern rock bands that end up doing world tours in arenas and featuring on the cover of all the major rock magazines. Hell, I even bought the reissue of this under the name Metal Skool where they swapped out the last track for a cover of Cleveland rocks. (both those version of the album are worth a pretty penny now). Hell, if you were really on the ball, there was even a DVD released at one point which is probably worth a bit too. What a great release.

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